Wednesday, August 1, 2012


GOD IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN

I looked up some stuff, and here's the deal: God has presented no birth certificate, no consular Report of Birth Abroad or Certification of Birth, no medical record of post-natal care, no Birth Affidavit, no school record, no Naturalization Certificate, no Certificate of Citizenship, no U.S. passport, no census record. There is no record of his parents' marriage or of their presence in the United States. He just shows up. Doesn't that sound kind of suspicious to you?

If he is all-powerful, he should be able to produce appropriate documentation. Either he is unable to do it or he is choosing not to. 

Being in the Bible doesn't make him a citizen. There is no proof of authorship of the Bible, so the alleged facts can't be verified. You might argue that because he's God, he shouldn't have to comply, but wouldn't you like to know for sure that he really is God and not a pretender? 

Isn't that the whole point of documentation? 

3 comments:

  1. I don't mean to insult anyone's religious beliefs. I was talking to a law student the other night and he got me thinking!

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  2. Your logic is flawed. He is invisible, so nobody is going to challenge him to produce documentation! Duh!

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  3. Look what I found on Lee Malcolm's Facebook page ... I love it!

    >>Here's the medical definition of abortion: the cessation of pregnancy or fetal development; a miscarriage.

    it's reported that 45% of pregnancies result in miscarriages (abortions). Religious people consider that as God's will. It's God's by his own will that aborts all of those babies.
    That would make God the preeminent abortionist but no one ever mentions that?

    Strange that!<<

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